Recent heat wave kills million
The recent heat wave has now been confirmed to have killed millions of innocent snow families.
It has been reported that the snow men and women have been fleeing to the South Pole but recent stats confirm that they can not leave the country without confirming how long they are going for or without a valid passport.
The snow people have appealed to the local mp who quickly said “anyone for a slushy – where the bubble gum syrup”
Outraged the snow people have decided to display themselves in public places and let everyone see that they will be dying soon.
The local public just saw this as a last chance for a snowball fight and had no hesitation in dismantling the snow people for their icy war
When interviewing one of the local people about this they just replied “whit ya talkin aboot ya muppet its jus sno it will be back next year”